I sell & develop raw land, waterfront, large acreage, etc. Years ago I used to talk shop on CB radio with a guy named the Dirt Merchant. I thought it might be appropriate given my dirt merchanting got me my boat. I was up at Roche Harbor and this lady walked up and was admiring my boat & its name. I looked over the rail and she said “hmm ..let me guess..you are a gossip columnist for a newspaper or periodical?”. At that point I thought about changing occupations!!