Pronounced tans-taffel. It means There Ain’t No Such Thing As a Free Lunch. (There ain’t no such thing as a free boat either). Hey come sailing with me on my Hunter 30′ but don’t think you can just lay on the deck sunning yourself all day. Be prepared to take the wheel when I have to recycle my beer over the side or stand by below near the fridge to pass drinks and munchies to the rest of the crew.